THE SBI: OPEN CASE REQUEST

YOUR NEW SMILE BEGINS HERE.

Every New Suspect or New Smile Crime Must Be Reported Here. This ensures we are aware of your:

Smile Crimes
Smile Goals
Smile History

This also allows us to assign:

The Right Smile Division
The Right Smile Charges
The Right Sentencing
Your Lock Ups Plan
Your Smile Bail Amount

NO CASE FILE = NO APPOINTMENT

The Warden's Orders.

First name

Last name

Now an Alias Name that protects your identity. You can have fun with this, Queen Lateetha is one of our favorites.

Phone Number

Your Date Of Birth

Month

Day

Year

Who tipped you off about us? Add their name here.

Which smile crimes are you reporting? (check all that apply)

Possession of Plaque (teeth needs cleaning)

Stains Detained (teeth needs whitening)

Smile Nudity ( teeth needs jewels)

Breaking & Need Entering (need chipped/broken teeth repaired)

MISSING Teeth Report (need teeth replaced)

Smile-dentity Fraud (direct composite veneers)

CROOKED Cops, CROWDED Venues, and Crazy SPACES (you need Ortho Supervised braces)

YOUR OFFICIAL STATEMENT. Briefly share your smile's history. What happen to your smile? When did your crime begin? How do you want to feel after your case is closed?

EVIDENCE SUBMISSION

Upload your file

Choose a file or drag and drop one here.

Please upload a front facing photo of your smile [ LIPS AND TEETH ONLY ] and in good lighting. Natural Sunlight preferred.

Which time block will work best for your smile lock-ups?

How ready are you to Get Booked?

I can wait. I'm not ready.

Can I come in today?

WHAT TO EXPECT NEXT?

Our Intake Analyst receives and reviews
You will receive an ACTIVE CASE Status with a Time Sensitive Subpeona to schedule your Interrogation Consultation OR we will deny you and request further information.
You will report to The Precinct.

SUBMITTING FALSE INTEL OR INCOMPLETE INFO WILL RESULT IN DENIAL.